![]() 11/07/2015 at 16:14 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I have an interview Tuesday. If hired on, I will be upgraded from ‘extremely poor person’ to ‘somewhat poor person.’ I’ll finally be able to afford to survive!
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You have a Corolla right?
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Hey about that. Remember that free RS7 I gave you yesterday? Well...uhh...how do I put this.
It’s not entirely...legally paid for. Yeah! That’s it! So, I’m gonna need it back before some rather large gentlemen return to remove my nads. Sorry man.
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I’m not giving it back. You’ll have to pry it from my much-alive hands in order for that to happen.
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Well that’s rather unfortunate. I didn’t want to have to resort to guerrilla tactics to get it back, but you’re forcing my hand.
You should probably go for another spirited drive around that backroad with the RS7 as you did a few days ago while you still have it.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 16:44 |
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Oh, it’s fine. My pet spider can come and visit you while I wait.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 16:58 |
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“social mobility”
![]() 11/07/2015 at 16:58 |
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there goes the kindheartedness
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![]() 11/08/2015 at 01:24 |
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good luck.
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